So a good Metroid movie would feature priests on homophobic rampages.
hay guys, been busy lately. not only because of school, I’m also working on the Hall of Changes. Its completion is already at a very advanced stage, so you’re going to see it finished very soon. This may be the first time I’m actually keeping up with my schedule :O
I wanted to post that anime and manga rant, and I’ll probably do that later, but tonight I had this bizarre dream in which I had downloaded a Metroid animated film. As the movie begun the perspective switched to first person: from then on I was impersonating Samus and saw through her eyes and clearly felt her body, but without any virtual reality apparel.
Samus was going through this religious facility on some planet. It was at dusk and the lights were off, so that the alien metal in which the walls were made was seen in shades of blue. Every room or corridor was completely empty. At some point she got into a large room, looked at the ceiling and saw this round thing covered in red slime, like it was some vent or lamp. All the electronic devices in her suit alerted her of the danger and she shot at it to remove the slime, then she scanned the thing under it with her visor and discovered that its purpose was to control people’s will, making extremely easy for them to be brainwashed as they just needed to hear someone else with a different opinion from their own to agree with them. It was turned off at that moment, probably because of the slime, but it looked like it had been already used a lot.
After this discovery, she went back to her gunship to rest, thinking she would have alerted the Galactic Confederation on the next morning.
When she woke up, she thought it was better to know more about that device before making a faux pas. She went back to the facility and when she got into the large room she was horrified to discover that the device was turned on and the room was filled with children! There were large posters hanging from the walls, each one of them saying that being gay is bad and against God and that if they knew someone was gay they had to report it to the church.
Though the device was turned on, Samus fighted its influence, getting violent as a side effect. She tore apart the posters and asked the children who hanged them, and they told her about a priest who was at that moment visiting people’s houses.
She rushed to that place and found the priest talking with my parents. They weren’t brainwashed, so maybe it was only to let people know his organization was holy and good. Anyway, Samus shouted at the priest saying he was breaking intergalactic rules and he fled away, losing his cape during the escape and revealing he was Ridley with a Mother Brain head. Chasing sequence, Ridley-Brain let Samus know about his evil plan, which had to do with milking the gay out of people to inject it in Metroids. basically using the power of gay to conquer the world. In the end, Samus and Ridley-Brain were on the top of a building; she shot him and he fell down 20 stories, hitting the ground with an explosion. Happy ending with all the children and gay people free to do whatever they please. :D
This movie also had a sequel about which I remember very little, it had probably to do with Ridley-Brain using gay people to catch the children who betrayed him, but I don’t know. I remember visiting some websites which said it was clearly worse than the prequel. haha, bad sequels are bad even in dreams.
Anyway it was really weird, especially because it had a story which somehow made sense. Also I don’t remember having issues with homophobia lately. I don’t really know why Samus should get all enflamed about that either, or why should there be homophobic priests in space. I do remember being very insulted by those posters when I woke up, in any case. >:(

Omg, such a weird dream :°D
YAY, i’m proud to leave my first comment on this post, but i don’t know why. Maybe it’s cause i usually have strange or nonsense dreams/nigthmares, maybe cause i like the idea of a priest-killer Samus. Rotflmao
Instead tonight i’ve dreamt about a classmate of mine. He said “Oh Alex, i like you so much… let’s make babies!” Then he turned into a turtle and went away.
I wonder how two boys can make babies °-°
And how a boy can turn into a turtle, too.
Hope i haven’t made any grammatical mistakes (:
Kuroda_Taiki, February 1, 2009 - 3:11 pm
Lol, Ridley is everywhere, even in your dreams X°°D
Stefano, February 1, 2009 - 3:14 pm
Kuroda: two boys can make babies…WITH THE POWER OF THE GAY. THAT’S IT
Stefano: I’d rather say that Samus is everywhere :O
dubiousdisc, February 1, 2009 - 6:11 pm
lol@ strange drams!And lol@ turtle boys :) AND at the power of the gay XD
AND(again)lol@lol ù.u
Your dreams are lolfull XD
bye :D
SanBlue, February 1, 2009 - 9:26 pm
it’s just wrong
dubiousdisc, February 1, 2009 - 11:01 pm
Now, I’m not that sure about the movie, but surely the whole homophobic priests thing makes the dream quite… uh, amusing?
And, I do wonder why I’m the only human being unable to remember his own dreams. Maybe I’m boring even to myself O_O…
JaN, February 4, 2009 - 10:58 am
Actually, not remembering dreams is not a strange thing at all. Not only it seems to happen more frequently to men than to women, but it’s also very common in stressed out people. Maybe it’s your case? I hope not, but :( anyway, think that there’s people who only get very disturbing dreams in these cases. Think of sleep paralysis and such D:
dubiousdisc, February 5, 2009 - 11:57 pm