objection! dumb keyword
People look for stuff on the Internet all the time. If you own a website, some of these searches are bound to bring them to your pages. Sometimes, hilariously so.
A collection of keywords used from people to reach blind-dreaming.net to boggle your mind. Don’t be bothered to look them up, some of these are from some time ago and may not lead you to my websites anymore.
- cynthia’s boobs pokémon
I am deeply disappointed that an image search of this query doesn’t return a page full of shots of her disembodied boobs. - fearow beautiful
fearow good
fearow competitive
These must all be from the same person… - fearow porn
…Oh. I see. - hate is a strong word but man some people suck
The fun fact is that I never pronounced that phrase, but hell, I agree. - i will be a super girl
★ Keep believing! ★ - piplup butt
The receiving end of Fearow porn? - pokemon platinum volkner and flint gay?
That’s a legitimate question. You’ve come in the right place. - pokemon sneasel photos
…now now now wait a minute. - hairy green fruit
Green? Nope, sorry. - flies are to be lured with honey, not vinegar
they’re best served with apples and plums - sneasel i love you
I love you too! - sneasel sex story
ok that’s not the kind of love I meant. Fearow guyyyyyy - genderbend samus
Something I should really draw.
My laptop is still dead. :<
lol, that’s pretty funny, especially your responses. Does this mean the person searching for that actually clicked onto your page, or your page just showed up in the search results somewhere, maybe on page 100?
Denise, January 25, 2010 - 7:40 pm
The first one. Which is also what makes them all the more hilarious. someone out there is looking for sneasel sex stories…
dubiousdisc, January 26, 2010 - 7:16 pm
…LOL. I had a blog on Splinder, and I remember that once someone got there searching “weird things happen in Pokemon Crystal”. I was all “what”.
Kate, January 26, 2010 - 7:39 pm
WHY??
dubiousdisc, January 29, 2010 - 5:27 pm
Oh, some of those keywords are… creepy o_o
…and Rosy, I have some news for you. Look at here:
http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Denzi_to_finally_appear_on_Feb._25
:D
Kuroda Taiki, January 30, 2010 - 8:25 pm
Elite Four Ōba and Gym Leader Denzi
Elite Four Ōba and Gym Leader Denzi
Elite Four Ōba and Gym Leader Denzi
Elite Four Ōba and Gym Leader Denzi
Elite Four Ōba and Gym Leader Denzi
ASSDGYSASDUIOJASDUBADSIUBAGSDIUBASD OH GOD YES YES YES
JUST IN TIME FOR HAVING THEIR SHRINE ONLINE
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dubiousdisc, January 31, 2010 - 4:16 pm
I wish I could know the keywords my visitors used to find my site in the first place. This is just… hilarious.
Irene, February 3, 2010 - 5:22 pm
SET UP GOOGLE ANALYTICS
dubiousdisc, February 3, 2010 - 5:29 pm
I PROBABLY SHOULD WHEN I FINALLY MAKE MY NEW WEBSITE. Or something D:
Irene, February 3, 2010 - 9:15 pm