Another round of stupid search queries!

1. 8th gym leader won’t battle me in lighthouse
   Because you suck THAT much.
2. ah~ah~ah~fuck
   If you’re looking for that one hentai only from the text, I don’t think it’s going to work…
3. common faults on rotowash
   Well, for one, it won’t wash your clothes…
4. gardevoir + cresselia = sex = lol
   Lol, indeed.
5. http://www.is sneasel good?.net/
   http://www.sneasel is awesome!.net/
6. nazi-wobbuffet
   I know it should be about its arm but I can’t help but picture a Wobbuffet wearing a uniform. It is a very amusing mental picture.
7. pokemon crystal how do you beat zubat?
   just keep flailing your arms.
8. pokemon suggestive theme
   Be more precise. Suggestive of what?
9. sexual experiments on girl flygon
   Ok, now be a little less precise…
10. sneasel cooks rhoda
    Okay, so you must know that there was this one Pokémon episode in which there were two sisters named Rhoda and Rhonda owning two restaurants and they had a Sneasel and a Mr. Mime as chefs. Now read that query again…
11. violent city soul silver
    Hypocritical Sages in Violent City. I’m pretty sure I’m the first person ever to compose this phrase.
12. what do you do when flint and volkner are in your house in pokemon platinum
    You go sleep in a hotel.
13. who will win brock or volkner
    Volkner, because he’s going to unscrew Brock’s eyes open.