dubiouslog

There was this recent entry which was assaulted by angry spambots; although I found most comments to be genuinely amusing, their entertainment value began to wear off after having to delete several hundreds of them, so I had no choice but to close off the comments.

I’ll be leaving tomorrow and staying with Jacopo for a month so I’ll be a lot less active on the Internet. I thought the spambots might find this information useful as this is your chance to target another entry to drown with pastiches of words and links without me even noticing for whole days.

SEE YOU AROUND

it’s like 43°C today (110°F) and the clothes hung outside now smell like burnt

also, this is a conversation that actually happened

me: I’m moving
Jeel: where
me: (zone)
Jeel: it doesn’t exist

Wanted to post this like nine hours ago but then I tried to upgrade Wordpress. Turns out it was a terrible idea, since I was able to fix it only a few minutes ago. Serves me right. If it’s not broke…

ANYWAY WALLPAPER MEME BECAUSE OF KATE

• Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme and their current wallpaper on their LiveJournal.
• Explain in five sentences why you’re using that wallpaper!
• Don’t change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on.

• It’s Mirror’s Edge art and I love Mirror’s Edge to pieces. And even if I didn’t…just look at it. That thing is gorgeous.
• It’s so empowering, yet soothing at the same time. If I’m feeling nervous or angry or something like that, I stare at the wallpaper and I feel instantly better.
• The composition makes the screen look wider.
• It’s dynamic, but not messy. And all the icons I have on screen match the colors in the pic in a way or another.
• Look, I can put my to-do list in Faith’s bag! :D

I WAS WORKING ON THIS PIC OF HYDRIDE
AND THEN
HE STARTS WINKING AT ME

WHAT THE…

Another round of stupid search queries!

1. 8th gym leader won’t battle me in lighthouse
   Because you suck THAT much.
2. ah~ah~ah~fuck
   If you’re looking for that one hentai only from the text, I don’t think it’s going to work…
3. common faults on rotowash
   Well, for one, it won’t wash your clothes…
4. gardevoir + cresselia = sex = lol
   Lol, indeed.
5. http://www.is sneasel good?.net/
   http://www.sneasel is awesome!.net/
6. nazi-wobbuffet
   I know it should be about its arm but I can’t help but picture a Wobbuffet wearing a uniform. It is a very amusing mental picture.
7. pokemon crystal how do you beat zubat?
   just keep flailing your arms.
8. pokemon suggestive theme
   Be more precise. Suggestive of what?
9. sexual experiments on girl flygon
   Ok, now be a little less precise…
10. sneasel cooks rhoda
    Okay, so you must know that there was this one Pokémon episode in which there were two sisters named Rhoda and Rhonda owning two restaurants and they had a Sneasel and a Mr. Mime as chefs. Now read that query again…
11. violent city soul silver
    Hypocritical Sages in Violent City. I’m pretty sure I’m the first person ever to compose this phrase.
12. what do you do when flint and volkner are in your house in pokemon platinum
    You go sleep in a hotel.
13. who will win brock or volkner
    Volkner, because he’s going to unscrew Brock’s eyes open.

I was talking with Cercatesori about all of my Pokémon playthroughs through the years

suddenly I remembered about a Yellow game from when I was like eleven or twelve in which the playing character was named Boreos, after an original character I had in a story

Boreos was this pale-skinned, tall, blond guy with blue eyes
which had a friend which was about as tall as him, with red hair

…

I CREATED VOLKNER AND FLINT WHEN I WAS TWELVE.

OH GOD

People look for stuff on the Internet all the time. If you own a website, some of these searches are bound to bring them to your pages. Sometimes, hilariously so.
A collection of keywords used from people to reach blind-dreaming.net to boggle your mind. Don’t be bothered to look them up, some of these are from some time ago and may not lead you to my websites anymore.

1. cynthia’s boobs pokémon
   I am deeply disappointed that an image search of this query doesn’t return a page full of shots of her disembodied boobs.
2. fearow beautiful
   fearow good
   fearow competitive
   These must all be from the same person…
3. fearow porn
   …Oh. I see.
4. hate is a strong word but man some people suck
   The fun fact is that I never pronounced that phrase, but hell, I agree.
5. i will be a super girl
   ★ Keep believing! ★
6. piplup butt
   The receiving end of Fearow porn?
7. pokemon platinum volkner and flint gay?
   That’s a legitimate question. You’ve come in the right place.
8. pokemon sneasel photos
   …now now now wait a minute.
9. hairy green fruit
   Green? Nope, sorry.
10. flies are to be lured with honey, not vinegar
    they’re best served with apples and plums
11. sneasel i love you
    I love you too!
12. sneasel sex story
    ok that’s not the kind of love I meant. Fearow guyyyyyy
13. genderbend samus
    Something I should really draw.

My laptop is still dead. :<

inappropriate candy packaging is very inappropriate and wrong on so many levels

holy shit. now I have to get used to not thinking about 1910 every time I read ‘10. anyway, happy new year.

Here, have a look at something hilarious (especially for Irene):

“Rotowash - a lot more than what it says [on the package]”
At least they’re being honest about it.

and what about the end of year meme?

1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?
   One thing in particular comes to mind. /8)
2. Did you keep your New Year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
   NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS ARE FOR WIMPS
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
   My cousin Valeria had a baby in March. Man, the other day she was doing her high school homework with that weird blue drawing or what was it and now she’s a married woman with a child!
   …so the other day may be fifteen years ago, but! but!
4. Did anyone close to you die?
   No.
5. What countries did you visit?
   No foreign countries, again. Not even Switzerland. Boo.
6. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
   Sanity. D:
7. What dates from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
   I don’t know. I’m not one for remembering dates anyway.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
   Putting my gallery and my collective online after a two year hiatus.
9. What was your biggest failure?
   Not being by Jacopo’s side when he needed me the most. 8<
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
    The swine flu, and this summer I had these bruises under the armpits which hurted quite a lot. Weird stuff.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
    Probably that Isaac Clarke figure. So beautiful.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
    ?
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
    Appalled and depressed? There are two persons I could name. I won’t, though.
14. Where did most of your money go?
    Towards my rather sucky attempts at not starving to death.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
    A few videogames, a few exams, but usually I don’t get very excited about stuff.
16. What songs will always remind you of 2009?
    What should I know! Stop making these silly questions!
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
    i) happier or sadder?
    Not happier or sadder, but probably more at peace, yes.
    ii) thinner or fatter?
    thinner, see 14. :<
    iii) richer or poorer?
    I don’t know.
18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
    Caring about important stuff instead of losing my time.
19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
    Less procrastination is always good, although I’ve been getting a lot of things done as of lately.
20. How will you be spending the holidays?
    Or what remains of them - a few more days with Jacopo, then back to work
21. Who did you spend the most time on the phone with?
    Jacopo.
22. Did you fall in love in 2009?
    ?
23. How many one night stands?
    you must mean “staying up all night without sleeping”, for sure. About seven.
24. What were your favorite TV programs?
    what’s this tee-vee
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
    Hate is a strong word, but I’d gladly kick some people unconscious and throw them in a dark alley if I was given the chance to.
26. What was the best book you read?
    oh my, I didn’t read anything at all this year!
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
    The album Circadian Rhythm by Thurisaz. It’s the soundtrack to my life.
28. What did you want and get?
    A camera 8)
29. What did you want and not get?
    There was this pretty Cammy figure in this shop, and it was display only! how dare they tease me!
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
    Probably Tonari no Totoro, though it’s not really “of this year”.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
    I turned 19. I don’t remember anything else. Probably I went to eat out with Jacopo or something of the sorts.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
    Not having all those problems with him :<
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
    One day I went to school with wires and cables all over me and it was awesome! I was a cyborg!
34. What kept you sane?
    Nothing kept me sane. So I went insane
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
    who wrote this
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
    I try to not get too angry over being under a dictature and not being able to do anything about it, but…
37. Who did you miss?
    My parents. And Cercatesori. I need to meet you soon :(
38. Who was the best new person you met?
    Roserade, Flare, Maze, Amy, Light_Eevee, am I forgetting someone?
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:
    You are not always right. You are not always nice. Sometimes you’re wrong, and a bitch. Learn to pick up the signs.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
    nah

I’ve spent these last few days at Jacopo’s for his birthday. We had an awesome time. Originally, this entry was about what kind of awesome time did we have, but then I noticed that I just can’t blog about my life. It makes me feel stupid. Long story short, we had an awesome time. 8)

Hey look I drew a me. It should be my Pokémon Trainer but really, it’s me. I blame Kate for that.

as ridiculous as it may seem, it’s actually a very accurate representation of my person. which also explains why I tend to draw people with weird anatomy when I have no one who can model for me: my whole body is double-jointed. and yes, I can actually do that with my tongue.
THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO EMBRACE MY FREAKINESS

Last night I had some weird dream. Basically, I was with Jacopo in a medieval city; after visiting a few places, we entered a tree. The inside of the tree was some sort of dark world completely secluded from the outside, which gave us an idea about how to use that to our advantage. You know what happens next. In the middle of it, something happened. When we got out, I realized that from midway to the end I’ve been doing it with Daevion. Then he kidnapped me. Random people tried to rescue me, but Daevion casted all sorts of spells on them and they went away. Jacopo was outside too, and he said that I had to choose between Daevion and him. I answered that he only exists in my imagination, so it was not like I was cheating on him. He said that’s ok, but since we were in my subconscious he was actually real there!
…I’m not sure what does this all mean D: though I was really waiting for Daevion to appear in a dream, I did not want for it to be like this D8 also I’m sort of disappointed that this was such a blurry dream and that I couldn’t get a good look at his face. I wish I could get lucid dreams at will.