this is not the dubiouslog

Electivire, fucking your Pokémon since 2006

( June 23, 2009 - 1:20 pm, filed under hall of changes, meanwhile, irl, none of the above, random, websites, tagged as , , , , , )

30+ IN CONTEMPORARY ART HISTORY FUCK YEAH. Especially because much of this success was determined by me making a large painting inspired from the work of Francis Bacon. The teacher was so impressed he even gave me a free book. So apparently my childish and anatomically impossible drawings are worth a 30+ and a free book. In your ass. :>

Even though I shouldn’t be taking such people too seriously, maybe I should really try and write down my views on art, especially as to why I deliberately choose to draw roughly and mostly ignoring anatomy. It’s not like I’m not able to make beautiful realistic drawings, you know. I just found a bunch of old stuff including a self-portrait I drew at fifteen and man, it does look nice. I’ll be scanning all that old stuff from 2004-2005 - those drawings that got lost with the HD failure and some which went lost ages before that (including the Sneasel pic who graced the very first layout of Angeltower Page). I’m also rescanning my old Pokémon comic whose pages seem to be currently located in the dark side of the interwebs - I even found some unpublished pages, so you may be in for a surprise.

And talking about comics, I’d really like to make another Pokémon comic. I’ve already been planning it out. It will be a comic divided in three or four short episodes each one focusing on a different aspect of the relationship between Pokémon and people.
The first one will take place before Pokémon and people became two different species and it will be about a little girl and his grampa. The old man discovers he can keep his niece’s life energy in a ball he created out of an Apricorn, so they play together with this toy - except that, with the passing of time, the old man becomes more and more scared of his child outgrowing their game, and ends up becoming eerily obsessive…
The second one will take place in the present and will be about a Trainer and a Fearow who fall in love for each other, thus compromising the whole training system and posing some interesting question on their relationship.
The third one will be about a “real world” girl playing Pokémon and getting emotionally attached to the creatures.
I do seem to have a predilection for real weird stuff. In case you were asking. :P

Also, I just got approved for the making of the Fearow fanlisting! Yeah Fearow. It took me a whole ten years to understand its greatness |D Sneasel is sticking to the position of favorite Pokémon ever, then Mewtwo, Porygon-Z and Fearow in no particular order. The fanlisting’s name will be Soaring Dread and it will feature an illustration of mine in the layout. I PROMISE IT’S GOING TO LOOK NICE

As for the new Hall of Changes layout I changed idea three times, then got what looks like my best layout ever. It looks so awesome that I cannot believe it was me to create it. It will feature Samus and the Orion Nebula! What can possibly go wrong? :D

Anyway, this post was really about…ME SINGING KAZE TO ISSHO NI. DUN DUN DUUUN. I would have posted Niji ga Umareta Hi too but the laptop mic wouldn’t record the high-pitched scream at the end which was supposed to show my leet singing skillz. Hahaha. As you will have understood by now, the recording is quite low-quality, but I’m so awesome so it should not be a problem. SARCASM.
Here’s the recording. My voice does sound weird in places but that’s because by the “ikutsomono deai, ikutsumono wakare” I was crying like a baby. Kaze to Issho Ni always gets to me. :<

Let me end this entry with my latest weird dream. Involving me saving a beautiful woman with long fair hair by a number of weird situations throughout some really colorful and detailed worlds. And having hot sex with her afterwards. Ten times. And because this dream was half-lucid, I could make her boobs larger whenever I wanted to. My dreams are, indeed, better than yours. Live with it. XD

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Pokémon top 5 anime and movie openings/endings

( June 19, 2009 - 3:31 pm, filed under random, tagged as , )

STOLEN FROM IRENE
except she only tackled the anime ops, but I’m an even bigger Pokémon dork than her so HAHAH NO IRENE JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING

Anime openings

5. Spurt! - It somehow remembers me of the early nineties’ anime openings, so energetic
4. Ready Go! - It makes me smile :) Also nice vocals
3. Together - Maybe a bit cheesy, but I still like the overall sound. Also the lyrics are so fun :D
2. Battle Frontier - I LOVE THIS SO MUCH and even more so in the Eiga Version (sorry, no Youtube link). I used to listen to it a lot a few years ago. I even remember a few rather embarrassing mishearing games with my sister 8′D
1. Mezase Pokémon Master ‘98 - I’m linking to the Myuutsuu no Gyakushuu version rather than the original anime opening because it’s the one I grew with. I love this to pieces, I know all the lyrics by heart, also Rica Matsumoto is friggin’ awesome.

Anime endings

5. Polka O Dolka - HILARIOUS. Also I love how they’re actually saying PORUKA O DORUKA
4. Gizamimi Pichu Song - I LIKE THE GIZAMIMI PICHU SONG. SO WHAT?
3. Nyaasu no Uta - SO CUTE.
2. Type: Wild! - Rica Matsumoto again! This song reminds me of Oli, wonder what she’s up to now. Also it begins with Kaze to Issho ni :D
1. Soko ni Sora ga Arukara - Try to deny it, this is beautiful.

Movie endings

I only like three of them.
3. Niji ga Umareta Hi - The singer is just so incredible. Also, once I managed to sing it! You may not know it, but I’m actually decent at singing. Maybe I should record myself singing this?
2. Chiisaki Mono - The vocals are amazing.
1. Kaze to Issho ni - In my opinion, the best Pokémon song ever. Wonderful lyrics, wonderful music. Also yes, the little girl singing is Ai. You have no idea how much I love this.

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I’m a rock

( June 17, 2009 - 9:23 pm, filed under artworks, tagged as , , )

THESE ARE THE DRAWINGS I MADE WITH IRENE THE OTHER DAY

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Our absolute favorites! My Sneasel is ugly but Irene’s Toxicroak kicks ass :O

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Our favorite legendaries. Irene was drawing a Giratina in the beginning and I went all I THOUGHT IT WAS DARKRAI and since she kept getting Giratina wrong anyway she changed to Darkrai, haha
Mewtwo does not approve of Darkrai’s (invisible) boobs.

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Our favorite bird Pokémon, they actually look like they’re fighting! While we were drawing this some kids came over and said IT’S A MULCHCRAW, IT’S A FEEFAHON and we were all what

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My Houndoom is all high and mighty

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I cannot remember why we even drew them in the first place but seriously, that’s a huge Absol. Or a tiny Arceus, your call.
ABOUT THE ROCK IN THE MIDDLE:
Irene: Why didn’t you draw Absol’s other leg? Fill in the empty space with, I don’t know, a rock?
dubiousdisc: Here’s a rock. *draws a rock*
Irene: This rock is a Geodude! *draws eyes and mouth*
dubiousdisc: But he’s disguising himself as a rock, so he’ll have a sign saying, “I’m a rock”. *draws the sign*

WE HAD SOME FUN

but I also have other stuff!

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If I were a character in a fantasy world (Oblivion?), I’d be like this. With bow and arrows and daggers, no, poisoned daggers! I’d be a rogue-type character basing on speed and agility rather than brute force, so I’d be equipped with light armor; but because I’d anyway be wanting to kick people right in the face, I’d be covered in spikes to hurt them more. However, I’d be completely devoid of any magic power because seriously, try to imagine ME shooting fireballs and thunders from my hands, I’d look very silly in the least. I KNOW I GET WAY TOO INVESTED IN THIS STUFF LEAVE ME ALONE

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I spent the other evening with a special friend of mine. Two friends of him came over; I ended up talking about Pokémon and stuff with one of them and he asked me to draw some. My friend even brought me his old sticker album to give me some references :)
I tend to prefer Charmeleon over Charizard because of the latter having a lame design but hey, I like how this turned out. also I was asked for it so um

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These were quite random but they still look good somehow

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I think my ability to draw with a single line depends entirely on how confident I feel.

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This was made the following day, when me and my friends were having a quite interesting discussion. I won’t openly talk about who this friend is as I haven’t yet shown him my sites and don’t know how he feels about that, but well. He’ll see as soon as I decide to not be an idiot for once.
This wingless mecha-bird is way smaller than it looks - about a third of an A5 paper, smaller than my hand.

there was something else but I forgot

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vaporeon-powered for your convenience!

( June 13, 2009 - 11:11 pm, filed under meanwhile, irl, tagged as , )

THIS WAS ONE HELL OF A DAY

I went with Irene at the Pokémon Event in Milan’s Science and Technology Museum. It was about giving away Shaymin and showing the 11th movie but hey, I was there for the gadgets and all the Pokémon nerds

and believe me, there was PLENTY of both. We came that the event hadn’t even begun and there already was a line which was so long it went all across the square in front of the museum and kept going on in the street. Amazing. Plus I think I spotted a person I used to be very close friends with when I was fourteen or the like. And he lives in my hometown in southern Italy, about 900 kms away from Milan. Yeah, I thought I was just imagining things, but I saw his little sister and dad too. Very awkward. Then we got in, and I never saw them again. WHAT.

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This was taken right away when we got there, so just think about how crowded it got later. we took some keychains, a Giratina figure (the one Italy didn’t get on the preorders because we just have to suck), a balloon, oh and Shaymin too. I couldn’t get any because of me owning the US versions but I couldn’t really care less. also, there was a silly game in which the kids had to answer some Pokémon-related questions with animal cries or something like that and we were seriously considering getting in as SKUNKS. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME

then I got all electrified and decided to call Jeel to join us in the awesomeness but he wasn’t there to answer so I called Cercatesori instead. He was chilling out on the beach, but Irene’s better than the sea! :O
then we decided to draw epic Pokémon battles on my sketchbook and they were epic indeed.
KIDS WERE CHEERING
I must scan them asap

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MEET THE LEGEND
PFFT I SAY
WE ARE THE TRUE LEGENDS.

then we went to the cinema and waited for the movie to begin, we had some fun in the Union Room and it was actually sweet to draw together until some douchebag came in and began erasing everyone’s drawings and writing “:°°°°D”. Ah, the Internet morons. Someone’s needing a heavy spanking here. Assholes >(
Then we watched Giratina and the Sky Warrior and woah. I wasn’t expecting anything great but it turned out to be a fine movie indeed. If just they cut out all those crappy CG cinematics and kept going traditional all the way, because some backgrounds and visuals were actually pretty amazing, especially on a big screen. I have a newfound respect for Shaymin now because he’s such a dick and I like that in a Pokémon. Best part, Shaymin screaming like he was being butt-raped and Brock going “IT’S REALLY HUGE!” in such a voice lol, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even breathe
also it was only me or Zero and Newton do have quite a shipping thing going on? they had some scenes in which I couldn’t help but wonder. Also Newton was such an adorable dork :>
Seriously though it was a beautiful movie with a nice story. I almost cried at the end and this is coming from miss tougher-than-a-sailor so :(

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then we went off to explore the museum since the visit was free for us and it was pretty cool, there were some awesome things on display:

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A BOAT

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A VAPOREON-POWERED LOCOMOTIVE
fuck yes there were boats and planes and trains and

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I’ve been meaning to do that since forever and now it’s one thing less my before-I-die list

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GOD I’M IN LOVE WITH THOSE THINGS

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Irene is superior and sexier than those trains.

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I dare you to look wackier than this.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A MAGMARIZER!

then we went back to the Pokémon section and omg, are those shirts? we ran to get ours and we got the VERY LAST ONES. GOD.
we put them on (missing my only chance to look at Irene’s boobs XD) and then

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IT KICKS ASS
even if it’s ridiculously huge, ok I like shirts to be large but this is too much even for me, lol
also this shirt confused many a kid, they thought we were of the staff and hahaha

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IRENE’S LOOT and mine too but whatever
the Giratina figure is fantastic
fun fact: I got wounded while trying to open the keychain’s bag. SUDDENLY, BLOOD ON MY FINGERS I’m such a disaster

it was mid-afternoon when we finally got to eat. I hadn’t eaten anything since the previous evening and I was quite hungry :O we had a nice meal with ZUKANS
Irene got the Feraligatr she wanted and I got Entei and RAIKOU :D

it was awesome man
also, check out Irene’s version too

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to a meaningful sky

( June 10, 2009 - 9:31 pm, filed under artworks, blind dreaming, tagged as , , )

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Gift for PKergirl :) Again, game palette plus two more colors. I’m considering to make sprites out of some of my drawings, too :O these are so fun to make
As for Spenser with Fearow it’ll probably take some more time as the Ranger sprite palette utterly sucks and I’ll have to make a better one myself.

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For Majo, inspired by T. S. Eliot’s Waste Land; A3 size.

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Fun fact: this was actually supposed to fill a whole A4 sheet. I colored it and all, then went away; when I got back I noticed how out of proportion it was and cut away the lower half of the drawing. Also, her boobs weren’t large enough :|

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This looks so much better in real life, you can’t even imagine. Much more colorful, also here you can’t really see the detail of the green body feathers. Man, am I needing a decent scanner. Anyway, this means a lot to me. If you were asking: yes, the model is me - just with a different hair color.

As for my other projects: I’m making a fanlisting for Fearow :D how could I not notice how awesome it is for so many years. FEAROWWW
its name will be “Soaring Dread” and its layout will be sky blue with a drawing I’m going to make myself as there appears to be a shortage of decent Fearow pics

I’m also making a screenshot gallery for Dark Claws but it will take some time. I still have…five episodes and a movie to download. I should also get to buy the Sneasel TCG cards and the new plushies and figures, well, it’d help if I had a camera to begin with. I never noticed how little stuff I actually own until I had to move out two weeks ago; all my stuff could stay in two suitcases, two bags and two boxes, and it mostly was my Pokémon plushies and my art stuff. Unbelievable.

If you hadn’t noticed the note on Blind Dreaming’s index, I’m also making a new layout for the Hall of Changes. It’s going to have a huge top image on a dark carmine background and a reddish-gray content box. I still have to decide what I’m going to put in the top image though, but I think I’ll end up with Samus again or something Pokémon-related. It’s a fanlisting collective, after all, IT HAS TO DISPLAY MY OBSESSIONS

Also, I put online a little something on Blind Dreaming. Don’t ask if you don’t see nothing, it either means you’re not paying attention or you can’t just because of your screen. I don’t know, sometimes I have weird ideas.

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pokémon meme

( June 5, 2009 - 2:53 am, filed under meanwhile, irl, tagged as , )

not been updating here because of sudden chaos in life. Don’t get me wrong, I’m feeling great, it’s just that SUDDEN CHAOS, boom

HOWEVER, POKÉMON MEME. STOLEN FROM GUESS WHO? IRENE THAT’S RIGHT

1. Who is your favorite Pokémon?
Absolute favorite: Sneasel
Kanto/Generation I: Mewtwo and Fearow
Johto/Generation II: Sneasel (duh)
Hoenn/Generation III: Absol maybe? there’s a lot of them which I adore (Sableye, Aggron, Altaria…)
Sinnoh/Generation IV: Porygon-Z
Grass starter: Torterra
Fire starter: Blaziken
Water starter: Blastoise
Eeveelution: Flareon maybe? I actually like all of them in the same measure
Legendary Pokémon: Mewtwo
Starter in basic form: Bulbasaur
Starter at stage 2: Charmeleon and Grovyle
Starter at Stage 3: Blaziken

2. Why do you like your absolute favorite?
it’s a DARK WEASEL WITH HUGE CLAWS
although thinking of it heh, Sneasel is one of those Pokémon which took me a very long time to warm up to. I didn’t use to care about Sneasel until about five years ago or the like; before Sneasel, my favorite was Rayquaza because I was in love with its design. With Sneasel, I’d say it’s both because of its design and because I tend to associate myself with weasels for a number of reasons, but I don’t know if my love for weasels came after or before my love for Sneasel.

3. What is your favorite type of Pokémon? Why?
Dark and Steel, for obvious reasons.

4. If you were a Pokémon, what would you be?
lol

5. What would be the first Pokémon you catch on your journey? (Name one for each region.)
Kanto: Weedle
Johto: Hoppip
Hoenn: Ralts
Sinnoh: Shinx

6. Name your dream team. (Any region)
I adore too many Pokémon to have a dream team.

7. How long have you been interested in Pokémon?
Since it first came out in Italy. I followed the anime and collected Pokémon pictures with my cousins, then we started making our fakes, our very own Pokémon card game… During the second year of middle school I remember trying to quit Pokémon because the kids in school were making fun of me, but in the end I didn’t really care about their opinion and I liked Pokémon more than them anyway, so I got hooked again. Then I began actually playing the games and you know the tale.

8. What do you value more, the games or the toys?
The games.

9. What games do you have?
You mean, the ones that I physically own? Then it would be Snap, Mystery Dungeon, Diamond and Platinum.

10. What is your favorite plush? Figure? Game?
Plush: 2003 limited Absol (I KEEP IT BESIDE MY BED)
Figure: dunno
Game: Crystal, Platinum

11. Name your top 5 least favorite Pokémon.
Aipom, Wormadam, Regigigas, Blissey, Snubbull? in any order
no not really, Aipom has always been my least favorite and I’ve come to hate it even more

12. What is your most favorite and least favorite regions?
Favorite: Sinnoh
Least favorite: Kanto (SHUT UP IT’S SO BORING)

13. Do you like anthropomorphic (human-like) Pokémon (Pokémorphs)?
Sometimes. Other times they make me want to shoot myself

14. What Pokémorph species would you want to be?
…and that’s what I meant

15. What is your favorite moment in the Pokémon anime?
I don’t really care. (I’ll care only when Volkner and Flint will show up, lol)

16. Which feature in any Pokémon game do you enjoy the most? (e.g. multiplayer battles, contests, day/night system, etc.)
…tell me I’m lame but…the little IV-based personality profiles in DPP were so sweet

17. What is your favorite Pokémon song(s) (or song used in the Pokémon animé and movies)?
Game soundtrack: Raikou/Entei/Suicune battle, Kanto Gym Leader battle (GSC), DPP Trainer battle
Anime songs: Mesaze Pokémon Master, Kaze to Issho ni

18. What is your favorite Pokémon movie?
Myuutsuu no Gyakushuu
which is also my favorite movie, lol

19. Do you prefer Pokémon that are powerful or Pokémon that have a good design (in other words, good looks)?
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS

20. Quick! What is your most random thought (that’s clean) of a Pokémon doing something that humans do?
A MUK WATCHING SOAP OPERAS
THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

21. Tag 5 people.
feel free to snatch this

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Platinum team, aka The shit parade

( April 26, 2009 - 2:28 pm, filed under artworks, meanwhile, irl, tagged as , )

PLATINUM TEAM!
currently missing its sixth member which I have yet to meet :)

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Stainless. I couldn’t really choose again Turtwig this time and didn’t want a Chimchar, so I had to go with Piplup. Except that I hate Piplup. I don’t mind Prinplup and I like Empoleon, but Piplup…blargh.
So I chose a Piplup wishing for him to evolve as soon as possible. I asked him to battle against Pearl’s Turtwig, and he lost. I just went back, healed him and rushed for the tall grass asking him to battle again. And he lost again. I began to feel upset, and suddenly I got it. It wasn’t him. It was me. How could I ask him to battle for me when I couldn’t even look at his face? I just saw him as a future Empoleon, not as the Piplup he was. I was not any better than the people I disliked, and what made me feel really sick was the fact I knew I was more concerned about my image than this Piplup, who trusted me in a sort of a blind way and whose trust had been betrayed from the very beginning.

Somehow, we got to Sandgem. I had to meet Rowan knowing that I failed him, and I failed Piplup. I entered the lab and handed the Pokémon back. Rowan looked at him, and said he had already bonded with me. That was because he saw in me what I could have become, not the jerk I had been to him. In a way, he learned from me; but while I wanted him to become an Empoleon because I disliked him as a Piplup, he wanted me to become a better person because he knew I disliked myself for what I had become.
I named him Stainless for his nobleness and I promised him that I would have done my best to become the person he saw in me. Even trying to be what he envisioned would have been enough.

Stainless is very shy and can be a bit short-tempered. This is because his high morals bring him to be quite judgmental over how other Pokémon behave, and tends to be easily angered by them not behaving how he thinks they should. He hardly forgives other Pokémon’s mistakes, probably because he knows he wouldn’t forgive himself if he was the one making such mistakes and ends up measuring any other Pokémon by his meter. We could say he has quite an ego. However, he usually doesn’t voice his opinion and keeps his reasonings for himself; also, his judgment doesn’t usually extends over people too. It’s more of a neurosis of his than else, actually.

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Arcadia. I’m not really that big on horses, but there was something that clicked on that Ponyta and besides I couldn’t keep on training only one Pokémon forever, so that was it. Arcadia is currently the only female in an all-male group, but she doesn’t really care, because no Pokémon in the team is going to treat her differently because of that. In fact, if they dared to, she’d probably crush them to pieces.

If Stainless can be somewhat prone to anger, Arcadia has the shortest temper ever. She gets furious for, well, almost everything. Don’t try to argue with her if you like to be alive. Actually, even calmly talking with her can make her go on a rampage. She is easier to deal with when communicating with her in non-verbal ways, but you have to be good at it, else you’ll just annoy her. She also has a reputation for never caring about her own business and gossiping about everything, but obviously no one can object at that either.

Arcadia is very concerned about battling and getting better at it. She likes to think of herself as an invincible warrior respected and feared by everyone, and somehow she fits the role. She scorns friendship and claims that emotions only get in her way, but she’s able to pull off some nice teamwork nevertheless. It’s mostly her trying to have some attitude, actually.
She seems to have less temper tantrums when with Rigel, who has similar interests as her.

(also please don’t say anything about her in the drawing - this is my best attempt at a horse ever. I cannot draw horses to save my life)

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Rigel. I got an Eevee from Bebe, and he was so friendly and eager to battle that I thought, why not giving him a chance? I named him Rigel, like the brightest star in the constellation of Orion, because as an Eevee he was sparkling with possibilities (yeah, Stainless-related, I know). I didn’t really know how to evolve him though, I had already trained an Espeon and a Glaceon and didn’t want an Umbreon or a Leafeon, so I went to the Underground to dig up an evolutionary stone, using the first one I would have obtained. I was hoping for a Thunderstone, and a Thunderstone was what I got :)

Rigel is naturally bright, cheerful and welcoming to everyone; not even Arcadia can be too angry when he’s around. Not unlike her, he’s addicted to not doing his own business, but his behavior is very rarely complained because he’s just too nice to deserve bitter remarks. Stainless seems to be irritated by his nosiness, but seldom to never lets his emotions be known.
Rigel is incredibly good-natured and seems to never get disappointed over anything. He will even faint with a smile, because he knows that to be a better fighter he has to lose and learn from his defeats too. Arcadia just cannot understand how can a dedicated fighter like him accept defeat, but their common love for battling usually transcends their different views on the subject.

Rigel has a thing for smelling everything and seems to be able to recognize when his opponents are most likely to attack through their smell. He thinks this is because of his mother being an Espeon.

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Meta. In spite of him being a sentient man-made Pokémon, he’s actually very calm and collected. He has a very philosophical outlook on life and believes that, even if he’s just an experiment gone awry, he has no reason to freak out because he thinks the only difference between him and other Pokémon is that, while they either believe Arceus or Mew created their species or they don’t know where they come from, he’s sure of his origins and has nothing to object about being created by a man, just like other Pokémon have nothing to object about being created by a deity. When someone tells him that deities have their own reasons to create species and men created him only for experimenting purposes, he replies that if men replicated in him part of the biostructure on which Pokémon are based on, then he too must be part of the creation, somehow.
Meta is strongly religious, and is especially devoted to Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf; he believes that his final upgrade was imbued with their powers. He also feels thankful to his creators and wishes to meet them someday, for he thinks they must have received some sort of divine power to program it the way it is, with his glitches and everything. He believes his glitches are what allow him to be really alive and not just a complex machine as they give him the chance to shape his unique personality basing on how he perceives his software skips.

As any other Virtual Pokémon, Meta is able to merge with the Internet and revert to pure data form. Which is also why he’s addicted to porn.

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Windrider. He was the scout of a group of Sneasels near Snowpoint City. It was the coldest winter they ever had; unable to find any food, they were slowly dying one by one. Windrider was the one in charge to explore the nearby peaks for some source of food. He found a beautiful warm oasis with plenty of food for them to feed until exhaustion; but before telling the other members of his group, he wanted to spend a day in that paradise with a special someone, a female Sneasel from another group who was very hungered and whose heart was trying to win since time…The two groups were allied, so he feared nothing and went to inform his love of the discovery. She accepted to meet him the next evening on a place they both knew so that he could lead her from there to the oasis he found. Windrider went to spend the day in the place he found, waiting for time to pass so he could meet her love. At the hour they set for the meeting he went to wait for her, but she didn’t show up. He left the mountains for the valley where the two groups lived, and then he saw it.
Apparently, someone from his group overheard their secret conversation and went to slay everyone to get the position of the oasis Windrider had discovered, without success. And the Sneasels in the other group defended theirselves killing everyone in the other. They were allies, but hunger does not care for such things. Windrider was the only living between the slaughtered corpses of everyone he knew and cared about.

Windrider left that place, it was too hard for him to fend for himself knowing what happened, the guilt his companion. He doesn’t care about evolving, he fears that if his body changed then something else would change within him and he would develop a split-personality between him as a Weavile and him as a Sneasel with everything he caused. Because of his trauma, he has developed an irrational fear of becoming mad and he tries his best to keep himself sane.

Him and Meta get really along. However, Windrider is developing something more for his friend, which obviously upsets him to no end.

VG dubbed this team “the shit parade” because everyone in this team seems to have some degree of neuroticism. Even that Scyther I got to train her later, she’s both serious and vain. what.
This shit parade defeated the League being ten levels weaker than Cynthia’s Pokémon, so I have taken pride in calling them like that. I think I have really bonded with them.

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AND NOT A SINGLE MINUTE EARLIER!

( March 25, 2009 - 4:15 pm, filed under artworks, tagged as , , , , )

DEAR GOD I GOT 27/30 ON THE BIG EXAM
VG BROUGHT ME TO THE JAPANESE RESTAURANT
MAJO WROTE THE AWESOMEST FIC ON THIS PLANET JUST FOR ME
I GOT APPROVED FOR THE SUPER METROID FANLISTING

A TRUCKLOAD OF WIN ALL OVER ME

HAVE SOME ARTWORKS TO CELEBRATE

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RANDOM STUFF ON PARADE AND A FLYGON

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VOLKNER

A GAY DRAWING LIES IN BRIGHT SHADES OF ORANGE

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I command you to disregard authority!

( March 11, 2009 - 4:01 pm, filed under artworks, tagged as , )

I’ve got to study a boring book for a boring exam, and guess what happens? Inspiration strikes me. Thank you so much, I was really needing another reason to hate this exam. I guess inspiration is much like a hard-on, coming at all the wrong times…don’t ask me how I know. Anyway, I can’t study for twelve hours straight without taking a break, so this is it. Artwork post.

Before that, have a look at Story Experiment, a project of my cousin. I’ve linked to him in the footer. Read it. Or else. >(

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I’m planning to do four artworks featuring each and every notable Pokémon character, broken down by generation. And because characters in second generation have less fan work than the others, I’m starting with them. These are some references as to what they look like according to Sugimori and, where applicable, the anime; from these, I’ll be developing my own take on them. I’ve already drawn references for all of the character in generation two, but you don’t expect me to scan them all, right? RIGHT?

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Drawing Kris put me in a sort of nostalgic mood, so I went back and drew all my Pokémon characters. From left to right, me aged 10, 12, 14 and 17-18-19-whatever. Man, the third one had a weird outfit. The last one is actually not much of a character than a self-portrait, as these are clothes I actually own.
also, the second one reminds me of how embarassing was having the body of a child and the boobs of a porn actress, lol (later I found a way to hide them but still lol, that must have been real weird)

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hello thar, shoddily-drawn Flint

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I’m going to hell for this
I must admit that Flint looks real nice as a girl. maybe my teacher was right, after all.

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The golden rules of being a Volkner:

  1. Always act like you’re cooler than everyone else!
  2. Overdramatize on everything!
  3. Be vocal on what bugs you! Never stop complaining!
  4. Treat your very special friend who’d cut off his legs for you like he’s worthless!
  5. ???
  6. Profit!

This is it, I’m going back to study. rrrrrr

Not really useful information: I’ve applied for the Super Metroid fanlisting! we’ll see what happens. I’m not sending the application for Volkner and Flint because I’d like to wait for the US version of Pokémon Platinum to come out, you know, for the shrine side and such, and because I still don’t know how to name the site. I’m thinking about something with “spark” in it because sparks can be both from electric discharges and fire and spark is also a term for a lover (lol), but I don’t know, I need another word. Do you have a better idea than “Banana Spark”? :(

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did that chair just sneeze?

( March 3, 2009 - 12:34 am, filed under artworks, tagged as , , , , )

YOU GUYS
HOW DO YOU DARE PASS ON VIDEOGAME MUSIC
I HATE YOU ALL, I’M GONNA CUT MYSELF NOW
hahahah no just kidding
you’re the only ones losing from this anyway >)

In any case, here goes the artwork post! I gave an exam today so I’ve got some free time tonight, let’s make the best out of it, but be wary: this is going to be wacky and weird, please fasten your belts, thank you.

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TOLD YOU
I have no idea what this is about but I sort of like it

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Here the idea was to draw Flint sitting on some doorsteps taking a cup of coffee from Volkner, and ended up studying how could I make it work. It should be able to stretch that way.

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having at least one Samus drawing in each artwork post is a must

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if you ever meet a young red-haired man claiming to have something in common with a blue punching-bag thingy please don’t offer him any alcohol
after a drink he wanted me to draw a Rhyperior by memory

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SEVEN SECONDS

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Pokémon Platinum nonsense

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These are all part of an assignment that was due last week. Basically the teacher gave us these sketches from which we had to develop some characters. As you can see, I had quite some fun.
also the fourth one is not really a character and the situation is not really imaginary. I’d say it’s definitely not imaginary. dammit

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This painting was part of today (well, as I write it’s already yesterday)’s exam. I had some paper birds I could put on the top of this so they would appear in the jungle and such, but as of now those birds are…well…let’s say they had a hard day and they’re needing some sleep. read also: I’M NOT PUTTING THEM ON AGAIN, SORRY
also, sorry for the quality :( couldn’t get a better shot

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the best part of that exam was when the teacher referred to Flint as a she. tee hee tee hee

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why Volkner I didn’t know you were such a sissy

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I AM SO PROUD OF THIS
(also drawing mancrotches is fun)

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most of you already saw these but I’m reposting them anyway. I wasn’t joking when I said I wanted to build a fanlisting for those two, it’s what I’m doing, and I want to have a sprite adoption center in it. Now you know what these are for.
Also, I’m working on more Volkner and Flint artworks. I’ve got sketches for five of them right now, just so you know.

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Let’s end this post with the infamous sneezing chair. Today I had a meeting with an illustrator and while I was there I heard a sneeze coming from a place where no one was sitting. I therefore resolved it must have been the chair. (gotta change drug dealer lol)

ok so this was one huge art post. am I forgetting something? probably.
AH YES

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BYE

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