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A Flygon walks into a bar and discovers the Internet.

( May 9, 2010 - 8:12 pm, filed under random, websites, tagged as , )

Another round of stupid search queries!

  1. 8th gym leader won’t battle me in lighthouse
    Because you suck THAT much.
  2. ah~ah~ah~fuck
    If you’re looking for that one hentai only from the text, I don’t think it’s going to work…
  3. common faults on rotowash
    Well, for one, it won’t wash your clothes…
  4. gardevoir + cresselia = sex = lol
    Lol, indeed.
  5. http://www.is sneasel good?.net/
    http://www.sneasel is awesome!.net/
  6. nazi-wobbuffet
    I know it should be about its arm but I can’t help but picture a Wobbuffet wearing a uniform. It is a very amusing mental picture.
  7. pokemon crystal how do you beat zubat?
    just keep flailing your arms.
  8. pokemon suggestive theme
    Be more precise. Suggestive of what?
  9. sexual experiments on girl flygon
    Ok, now be a little less precise…
  10. sneasel cooks rhoda
    Okay, so you must know that there was this one Pokémon episode in which there were two sisters named Rhoda and Rhonda owning two restaurants and they had a Sneasel and a Mr. Mime as chefs. Now read that query again…
  11. violent city soul silver
    Hypocritical Sages in Violent City. I’m pretty sure I’m the first person ever to compose this phrase.
  12. what do you do when flint and volkner are in your house in pokemon platinum
    You go sleep in a hotel.
  13. who will win brock or volkner
    Volkner, because he’s going to unscrew Brock’s eyes open.

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a fanlisting for a flash game = new levels of nerdiness

( April 26, 2010 - 7:07 pm, filed under hall of changes, videogames, tagged as )

I spent the last three days making a fanlisting for the flash game Luminara. I’m dead serious.

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objection! dumb keyword

( January 25, 2010 - 12:10 am, filed under random, websites, tagged as , )

People look for stuff on the Internet all the time. If you own a website, some of these searches are bound to bring them to your pages. Sometimes, hilariously so.
A collection of keywords used from people to reach blind-dreaming.net to boggle your mind. Don’t be bothered to look them up, some of these are from some time ago and may not lead you to my websites anymore.

  1. cynthia’s boobs pokémon
    I am deeply disappointed that an image search of this query doesn’t return a page full of shots of her disembodied boobs.
  2. fearow beautiful
    fearow good
    fearow competitive

    These must all be from the same person…
  3. fearow porn
    …Oh. I see.
  4. hate is a strong word but man some people suck
    The fun fact is that I never pronounced that phrase, but hell, I agree.
  5. i will be a super girl
    ★ Keep believing! ★
  6. piplup butt
    The receiving end of Fearow porn?
  7. pokemon platinum volkner and flint gay?
    That’s a legitimate question. You’ve come in the right place.
  8. pokemon sneasel photos
    …now now now wait a minute.
  9. hairy green fruit
    Green? Nope, sorry.
  10. flies are to be lured with honey, not vinegar
    they’re best served with apples and plums
  11. sneasel i love you
    I love you too!
  12. sneasel sex story
    ok that’s not the kind of love I meant. Fearow guyyyyyy
  13. genderbend samus
    Something I should really draw.

My laptop is still dead. :<

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I used to be fourteen

( June 28, 2009 - 12:23 am, filed under artworks, tagged as , , , )

SO I WENT AND SCANNED EVERYTHING! Except for the comic, which was too large for the scanner I was using.

sneasel.jpg

This was featured in Angeltower Page’s first layout (2004). Ah, memories.

crystal-storm-01.jpg

Watercolors for the Crystal Storm Version (December 2004). I don’t know what’s that grey thing behind Espeon, I suspect it may be duct tape residual. It does look like crap, though.

crystal-storm-02.jpg

That Absol was beside the tagboard, I don’t remember about the Mewtwo though.

crystal-storm-03.jpg

The Blaziken wasn’t part of the drawings for the layout, I used it for a wallpaper.

sunrise-dream-01.jpg

Drawings for the Sunrise Dream Version (March 2005).

sunrise-dream-02.jpg

Why did I ever stop working with watercolor? D:

self.jpg

This is that self-portrait I told you about in the previous entry. I was fifteen here. I need to make another one for comparison. Now I’d say I look…older, perhaps? As weird as it may sound.

New artworks:

amy-gabumon-01.jpg

Gift for Amy. :) Gabumon has an interesting design, by the way.

waves-on-jupiter-01.jpg

I’m not really one for going abstract but I told Pegaso I would give him some material for his graphic artworks so here there is Waves on Jupiter. I happen to quite like the result.

leg-sketch-01.jpg

I timed it, 5 seconds. The bone on the left foot is actually like that due to a trauma. You hid behind the proverbial finger of the so-called constructive criticism, so I cannot be happier to shoot straight with my constructive gtfo. :)

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