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inappropriate candy packaging is very inappropriate and wrong on so many levels

I’ve spent these last few days at Jacopo’s for his birthday. We had an awesome time. Originally, this entry was about what kind of awesome time did we have, but then I noticed that I just can’t blog about my life. It makes me feel stupid. Long story short, we had an awesome time. 8)

Hey look I drew a me. It should be my Pokémon Trainer but really, it’s me. I blame Kate for that.

as ridiculous as it may seem, it’s actually a very accurate representation of my person. which also explains why I tend to draw people with weird anatomy when I have no one who can model for me: my whole body is double-jointed. and yes, I can actually do that with my tongue.
THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO EMBRACE MY FREAKINESS

Last night I had some weird dream. Basically, I was with Jacopo in a medieval city; after visiting a few places, we entered a tree. The inside of the tree was some sort of dark world completely secluded from the outside, which gave us an idea about how to use that to our advantage. You know what happens next. In the middle of it, something happened. When we got out, I realized that from midway to the end I’ve been doing it with Daevion. Then he kidnapped me. Random people tried to rescue me, but Daevion casted all sorts of spells on them and they went away. Jacopo was outside too, and he said that I had to choose between Daevion and him. I answered that he only exists in my imagination, so it was not like I was cheating on him. He said that’s ok, but since we were in my subconscious he was actually real there!
…I’m not sure what does this all mean D: though I was really waiting for Daevion to appear in a dream, I did not want for it to be like this D8 also I’m sort of disappointed that this was such a blurry dream and that I couldn’t get a good look at his face. I wish I could get lucid dreams at will.

Quote from Volkner in Pokémon Platinum:
“My relationship to Flint? There’s no love lost, that’s for sure.”

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THUS MAKING THEIR PAIRING CANON. END OF THE STORY
I am as amazed as you, believe me

hey I’ve not been giving those two enough attention as of lately
I gotta fix that

Tonight I dreamt about a Platinum subquest involving Team Galactic looking for a rare gem and you as the main character had to unearth it before the commanders could. The gem was long, pink and hard. Then Flint came and rolled all the Galactic commanders and the ground they were standing on into a ball with his bare hands and took the gem. Volkner came too and asked him if he was sure he wanted to take that gem and Flint answered “yeah, as sure as the fact I fucked you today, so it’s 100% sure”

I don’t know what is my subconscious up to. What I do know now is the meaning of the term “brainfucking”.

YOU GUYS
HOW DO YOU DARE PASS ON VIDEOGAME MUSIC
I HATE YOU ALL, I’M GONNA CUT MYSELF NOW
hahahah no just kidding
you’re the only ones losing from this anyway >)

In any case, here goes the artwork post! I gave an exam today so I’ve got some free time tonight, let’s make the best out of it, but be wary: this is going to be wacky and weird, please fasten your belts, thank you.

TOLD YOU
I have no idea what this is about but I sort of like it

Here the idea was to draw Flint sitting on some doorsteps taking a cup of coffee from Volkner, and ended up studying how could I make it work. It should be able to stretch that way.

having at least one Samus drawing in each artwork post is a must

if you ever meet a young red-haired man claiming to have something in common with a blue punching-bag thingy please don’t offer him any alcohol
after a drink he wanted me to draw a Rhyperior by memory

SEVEN SECONDS

Pokémon Platinum nonsense

These are all part of an assignment that was due last week. Basically the teacher gave us these sketches from which we had to develop some characters. As you can see, I had quite some fun.
also the fourth one is not really a character and the situation is not really imaginary. I’d say it’s definitely not imaginary. dammit

This painting was part of today (well, as I write it’s already yesterday)’s exam. I had some paper birds I could put on the top of this so they would appear in the jungle and such, but as of now those birds are…well…let’s say they had a hard day and they’re needing some sleep. read also: I’M NOT PUTTING THEM ON AGAIN, SORRY
also, sorry for the quality :( couldn’t get a better shot

the best part of that exam was when the teacher referred to Flint as a she. tee hee tee hee

why Volkner I didn’t know you were such a sissy

I AM SO PROUD OF THIS
(also drawing mancrotches is fun)

most of you already saw these but I’m reposting them anyway. I wasn’t joking when I said I wanted to build a fanlisting for those two, it’s what I’m doing, and I want to have a sprite adoption center in it. Now you know what these are for.
Also, I’m working on more Volkner and Flint artworks. I’ve got sketches for five of them right now, just so you know.

Let’s end this post with the infamous sneezing chair. Today I had a meeting with an illustrator and while I was there I heard a sneeze coming from a place where no one was sitting. I therefore resolved it must have been the chair. (gotta change drug dealer lol)

ok so this was one huge art post. am I forgetting something? probably.
AH YES

BYE

hay guys, been busy lately. not only because of school, I’m also working on the Hall of Changes. Its completion is already at a very advanced stage, so you’re going to see it finished very soon. This may be the first time I’m actually keeping up with my schedule :O

I wanted to post that anime and manga rant, and I’ll probably do that later, but tonight I had this bizarre dream in which I had downloaded a Metroid animated film. As the movie begun the perspective switched to first person: from then on I was impersonating Samus and saw through her eyes and clearly felt her body, but without any virtual reality apparel.

Samus was going through this religious facility on some planet. It was at dusk and the lights were off, so that the alien metal in which the walls were made was seen in shades of blue. Every room or corridor was completely empty. At some point she got into a large room, looked at the ceiling and saw this round thing covered in red slime, like it was some vent or lamp. All the electronic devices in her suit alerted her of the danger and she shot at it to remove the slime, then she scanned the thing under it with her visor and discovered that its purpose was to control people’s will, making extremely easy for them to be brainwashed as they just needed to hear someone else with a different opinion from their own to agree with them. It was turned off at that moment, probably because of the slime, but it looked like it had been already used a lot.
After this discovery, she went back to her gunship to rest, thinking she would have alerted the Galactic Confederation on the next morning.

When she woke up, she thought it was better to know more about that device before making a faux pas. She went back to the facility and when she got into the large room she was horrified to discover that the device was turned on and the room was filled with children! There were large posters hanging from the walls, each one of them saying that being gay is bad and against God and that if they knew someone was gay they had to report it to the church.
Though the device was turned on, Samus fighted its influence, getting violent as a side effect. She tore apart the posters and asked the children who hanged them, and they told her about a priest who was at that moment visiting people’s houses.
She rushed to that place and found the priest talking with my parents. They weren’t brainwashed, so maybe it was only to let people know his organization was holy and good. Anyway, Samus shouted at the priest saying he was breaking intergalactic rules and he fled away, losing his cape during the escape and revealing he was Ridley with a Mother Brain head. Chasing sequence, Ridley-Brain let Samus know about his evil plan, which had to do with milking the gay out of people to inject it in Metroids. basically using the power of gay to conquer the world. In the end, Samus and Ridley-Brain were on the top of a building; she shot him and he fell down 20 stories, hitting the ground with an explosion. Happy ending with all the children and gay people free to do whatever they please. :D

This movie also had a sequel about which I remember very little, it had probably to do with Ridley-Brain using gay people to catch the children who betrayed him, but I don’t know. I remember visiting some websites which said it was clearly worse than the prequel. haha, bad sequels are bad even in dreams.

Anyway it was really weird, especially because it had a story which somehow made sense. Also I don’t remember having issues with homophobia lately. I don’t really know why Samus should get all enflamed about that either, or why should there be homophobic priests in space. I do remember being very insulted by those posters when I woke up, in any case. >:(

I swear this is not edited.

isn’t this just one of the best engrish out there? it makes me crack up every time. lol thundercrap.

On website-related news, I updated two of my fanlistings. Now Clear Bell has got some sprites for linking back, as I noticed other webmasters like to link to their affiliates using these sprites. Scroll down the page to see them. Yeah I know this makes it look like it’s a Kris fanlisting but I really don’t know what other sprite could be Pokémon Crystal’s symbol, aside from the silhouette of Suicune running. Maybe those Suicune sprites from the opening?
I AM² got a big update, as I added some screenshots and made The Birth of Mewtwo available for downloading in both Japanese and English. I also wanted to upload a subbed Japanese version but couldn’t find the translated script anywhere. Anyway, the point is that while I was looking for that on the Internet I found a great piece of writing about Mewtwo and his connections to Frankenstein’s monster. Apparently, this was a university school project from 2007. Good stuff, really. Any Mewtwo fan should take a good read at this.

This also makes me think that I could write about the Pokémon phenomenon for my next exam. after all, the exam is about pop culture, and there’s nothing I know better than Pokémon in pop culture. yeah, I could really do that.

As for that anatomy exam, I didn’t pass it, and I’m still feeling shit for that. This may sound as making up an excuse but really, I didn’t deserve that. The teacher said my work was too theoretical and then that it was too complex and too simple and…yes, he’s been a total asshole. I made some stuff which looked exactly like on the anatomy book I used as a reference. What can I say, I’ll have to repeat that exam all over again just because of his inability of judgement. So I’m not really in the best mood lately. Not the worst but by any means not the best either.
Other than this, there were two more things that really pissed me off. First, the whole absence deal. See, attending classes in my school is obligatory, and if you miss too many lessons your marks will decrease no matter of how good you are. This is how it works in theory. Then this girl makes some awesome work for the exam and, though she had more absences than everyone else, she still got the maximum. I don’t want to question her ability because she fully deserved that mark; I’m questioning the teacher’s judgement, because some other people actually had their marks decreased for much less. Not fair at all. Also, it looked like the teacher already knew what marks he was going to give. I mean, he didn’t even look at one girl’s work. Is this some sort of a sick joke?
I really hope he’s the only teacher like that because if that’s not the case I may have to reconsider my school choices.

As you can imagine, the rest of the day utterly sucked for me as I couldn’t stop thinking about my failure and about what my parents would have said (though in the end they were a lot more supportive than what I would have expected). Also, on the same day I apparently forgot my favorite pencils while leaving the class. Nice.
I wouldn’t want to completely forget that day though.

On a brighter note, I was thinking about what to do with Blind Dreaming. I decided that the main site is going to have all the artwork and stuff; the collective is going to be linked in the main site but will also have its own name and layout, a bit like Plushies’ Rainbow for Angeltower Page. Good thing is that I may have some nice ideas for the name.

Anyway, my last post is still there for you to comment. You don’t have to comment on the latest post about the older ones, as Wordpress alerts me of any new comment in any post. What I’m really waiting for is Ellemme’s post, but I know you’re very busy lately, isn’t it? Take your time. :)

Artwork post later and sorry for writing too much.

THOUGH YOU MAY THINK IT AFTER READING THIS ENTRY. AND I WOULDN’T BLAME YOU.

Tonight I had the weirdest dream in history. I was in a place which looked a lot like the town where I used to live, except that the city plan was all messed up so that I could recognize most of the buildings, but the zones they were placed in were different from the real ones. Whatever.

So I apparently had to go in a certain place I can’t remember, and I resolved that the quickest way to reach it was by climbing the buildings and jumping on the balconies. I wasn’t very good at that too and I had to climb the same building several times before I could move on. This specific building looked a lot like the one where a childhood friend of mine used to live; even in the dream I knew I had to climb on her balcony, though it was no more on the eleventh floor but on the first, and that made it also look like the building I used to live in. also, now that I think of it, this friend of mine looked a lot like the girl who lived at the first floor in my apartment. wtf.
ANYWAY, I was jumping on another balcony when I looked down and saw a policeman staring at me, along with some people who lived there and wanted to know what the hell was going on. The policeman shouted that if I had to rob someone I could at least care to not do that while everyone was looking (it was 7 pm by that time). I quickly threw one of my spiked bracelets on the street and then went to talk with the policeman, saying something on the lines of “no really I can explain everything, it’s that my bracelet fell down and I was getting it back”. NO PROBLEM AT ALL, SAID THE POLICEMAN. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

After a while I got to a weird wrestling arena which actually did look more like Oblivion’s arena, with blood splattered everywhere. How could I get out of there? Obviously running towards the wrestlers rushing to the arena and getting through the locker room! LOL
The locker room looked like a kindergarten with walls painted in yellow, blue and pink and huge windows from which it entered a lot of sunlight (yes, actually it was somewhere around 8 pm, but I said this was going to be weird). There was a room with a huge door but I chose to get into a children tent and get out crawling through the exit in a garden which actually looked like my sister’s kindergarten’s one. Somewhere in the middle of the process I remembered that I already upset a policeman and didn’t want to get more attention on me, so I got out through that other large door and I found myself in a road from my town which now looked like a Japanese mafia district with all the flashing ads and skyscrapers. Then I decided not to go wherever I was going and to reach the hospital instead.

lol, subconscious. good job.

more about that animation project in next post
also, it actually snowed a lot :O I would have liked to get you some pictures at 6 am when nobody was around but I was too stupid to do that at the right time. I would have taken some great pics. :(